The United Colors of Vodka

English Russia � The United Colors of Vodka: "A new fashion spreads across some Russian vodka consumers - why drink dull colorless vodka if you can drink colorful liquid made of some “Skittles” sweets and the fire-water."

Oh! That's going to leave a mark. Thou, I have been seeing some odd flavors of Skittles recently ...

World's most disgusting ice cream

World's most disgusting ice cream: "'mash Cone' consisting of sausage, mash potato, gravy and peas in an ice cream cone has been invented."

Yum! Looks scary, but, sounds grand.

Still disgusting foods...

FoodMayhem.com: Still disgusting foods...: "And I thought nothing could top Hormel's pickled eggs..."

Musk Life Savers. Nuf said.

Kool-Aid Reeboks

Kool-Aid Reeboks - Featured on BuzzFeed: "Kool-Aid and Reebok team up to bring you fluo-colored sneakers with scented soles in six different flavors."

Whoa, that's a whole new land of stink-foot right there.

Christmas Ham Soda

Yea, I said "Christmas Ham Soda"

"It’s like water steeped with a teabag full of baloney."

as see in The Onion AV Club

Order 2007 Jones Soda Holiday Pack

Doritos Collisions Hot Wings Blue Cheese Tortilla Chips

Doritos Collisions Hot Wings Blue Cheese Tortilla Chips: "In the end, we liked them better as separate flavors, rather than collided together."

Whoa, weird. Not sure I'm liking them. The Blue Cheese is flavor is too much like dried milk ...

Looks like they have Zesty Taco Chipotle Ranch, too.

Oreo Cakesters

Oreo Cakesters: "These snack cakes had the appearance of giganticized Oreos, with two round devil's food type of cakes surrounding a creme filling."

In Vanilla and odd-smelling Chocolate Creme flavors. They certainly bring back the scent of Devil Dogs, Ring Dings, or even good old Chocodiles.

Oreo World